a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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