he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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