she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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