dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
there is glitter all over my balls
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