mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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