hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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