he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
either way he was missing a nipple.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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