it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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