Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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