i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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