Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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