My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
