After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
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