walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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