Dual....:-)
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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