i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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