Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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