Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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