I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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