So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
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