ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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