the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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