my mouth tastes like poor choices
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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