Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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