Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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