can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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