The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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