Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Randomize
