He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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