Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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