I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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