i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
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