I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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