Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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