I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
Randomize
