My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
party gras won. party gras always wins.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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