Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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