I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
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