i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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