It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Randomize
