Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
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