just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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