About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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