I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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