Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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