I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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