what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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