sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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