p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
How does one acquire holy water?
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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