ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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