ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Randomize
