do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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