I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
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