You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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